An unhelpful masterpiece for regaining integrity. Having lived a life of burning bridges and telling everyone in authority to fuck off, this is David McSavage’s area of expertise.

THE RULES:
When you’re young, fail at everything.
Ensure people around you think you’re shit.
Build up seething resentments towards these people for decades.
Drink a lot.
Use aforementioned resentments as motivation for creativity and drive.
Never become too successful.

This hilarious show will help you​ learn​ how​ be an outsider, own nothing, be poor and hated​ – but if nothing else, you will have integrity.